Pillsbury crescents

The Pillsbury crescent commercial is not accurate.
Commercial: boy says "you got the last crescent" brother says "let's split it" Mom says "don't worry boys I have more"
My family: I say "got the last crescent" my my brother says "fuck you dude give it to me" I say "suck it bitch" (with my mouth full) my mom says "Bryan, share them. You can't eat them all" and I say "that's funny, cuz I think I just did"