Friends

New commercial is "friends don't let friends smoke." I agree, smoking is gross. It used to be "friends don't let friends drive drunk." I guess that turned into "well I gotta get home and he's okay to drive, as long as he doesn't smoke on the ride"

Civil alerts

I have an app called civil alerts. It's apparently for storms and whatnot. Little did I know it included Amber alerts. Does this app think that waking me up an hour before I should be up will help find this kid? Honestly there is a bunch of kids outside my apartment waiting for the bus each day that I couldn't describe. What makes you think I could find a random child? Shit, I, could hardly describe myself.