Peanuts

I like peanuts. When I eat them I'm pretty sure I could eat a million peanuts. Im glad I have will power because that's the only thing that stops me from eating all the peanuts. I always wonder, when I get a bottle of peanuts, is there a machine that separates them or is it a manual thing? If it's a machine how does the machine completely separate the peanuts from the shells? I think I want to plant my own peanuts. When people have their own garden it's usually vegetables or fruit. I can imagine a neighbor of mine coming by "hey, whatcha growin there? Tomatoes?" "Nope just my peanut garden." They would be so baffled as to why someone chooses to grow peanuts.

Cars in the future

I wonder if cars of today will be valued like old cars are today. Can you imagine fifty years from now, "dude, I got a fully restored 2004 dodge neon!" "no way man, I'm trying to get myself a 1994 ford Taurus"

Fast food commercials

Fast food commercials always have thin people eating the food. Let's face facts, in reality, the majority of fast food customers are fatty mcfat fats.

Leftovers

Every time I see this life hack I just think "more room for food"

Checks

Whenever I'm going through the checks at work I find myself singing "bills, bills, bills"

Smokers in January

I feel like even if I smoked, having to go outside in this weather would make me quit. Maybe I'm just more addicted to not freezing my ass off.

Medicine

They (the tv people) recently started showing commercials about stealing old people's pills. Am I missing something? Can you get high off blood pressure medication? As far as I'm concerned the only medication worth taking are the pills to have a "fun night" if you know what I mean (mr. Bean face)

Slices of pizza consumed in 2014

298 slices

196 plain
26 pepperoni
8 sausage
3 white
31 sicilian
10 meat lovers
8 margherita
1 bbq chicken
7 vegetable
4 hawaiin
2 buffalo chicken
1 works
1 pot roast

Additional:
9 Celeste pizzas
6 Md Dominos thin crust